I Asked My Neighbor Three Times to Stop Tossing Tea Bags Onto My Balcony, but He Didn’t Laugh for Long

disappointingly boring.

Management acknowledged my complaint.

They gave me a reference number.

Several days later, Daniel received a formal notice reminding him of his obligations under the lease.

And then something extraordinary happened.

Nothing.

No tea bag Monday.

Nothing Tuesday.

Nothing Wednesday.

I sat outside with my coffee and enjoyed fifteen uninterrupted minutes in which absolutely nothing fell from the sky.

It was glorious.

Daniel’s Note

Two weeks later, there was a handwritten note in my mailbox.

You could have just talked to me. I would’ve stopped. You didn’t need to involve management.

I read it twice.

Then I wrote:

I did talk to you. Twice.

The first time, you apologized and promised to stop.

The second time, you told me I should be grateful it was only tea and closed the door.

I’m not sure what third conversation you expected.

I’ve lived here for eleven years. I signed for

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