I Asked My Neighbor Three Times to Stop Tossing Tea Bags Onto My Balcony, but He Didn’t Laugh for Long

looked genuinely embarrassed.

“Oh, no. Margaret, I’m sorry. Seriously. I’ll stop.”

I believed him.

In fact, I walked downstairs feeling slightly guilty for confronting him.

The Second Conversation

At seven the following morning, I heard something hit the balcony.

Another tea bag.

I stood inside looking through the glass.

Still, I waited.

That might sound ridiculous.

But people who’ve lived in apartment buildings understand.

Shared buildings operate on social mathematics.

You may pass the same person in a narrow hallway hundreds of times.

 

You hear one another through walls.

Share lifts.

Share entrances.

Share parking spaces.

A small argument can make years of ordinary interactions uncomfortable.

I wanted to believe Daniel was careless rather than inconsiderate.

So I gave him time.

Three weeks.

Then one January morning, I was sitting outside with coffee and a book when something dropped from above.

 

A wet tea bag landed directly on the pale

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